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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5364 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?