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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1714 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 22 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?