DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8633
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Crops Grown:	6228
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	743
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1211
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	5620
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7096	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Emeralds Found:	5155	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6565

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Buildings Constructed:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Secret Passages Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8954	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!