DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crops Grown:	7488	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magic Items Found:	6377	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1871
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Enchantments Applied:	209	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Emeralds Found:	517	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Chimeras Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	8633	Emeralds Found:	6625
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Farms Harvested:	168	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ores Mined:	7468
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1782	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.