DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	3657	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	453
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5315	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	5661
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Star Shards Collected:	73
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mines Excavated:	4456
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Animals Bred:	50
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	250	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	185	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.