DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Potions Brewed:	99

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Potions Brewed:	39	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	57

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4665	Magic Items Found:	4798
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1763
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Star Shards Collected:	64
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Farms Harvested:	949
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2722	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crops Grown:	6508
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	176	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Ores Mined:	9897	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!