DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1740
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ores Mined:	1429
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Items Found:	3126	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Emeralds Found:	3863
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.