DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	7019
Potions Brewed:	180	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Void Gems Collected:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6801	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	137178	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	236
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9272
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	70
Dragon Eggs Found:	2494	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Emeralds Found:	5671
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.