DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Items Found:	4252
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Emeralds Found:	467
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	676404	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	779
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	199
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Farms Harvested:	347	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2992
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.