DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1018

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6172

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2379	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Towns Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	32
Void Gems Collected:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	22040	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Animals Bred:	101
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!