DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Emeralds Found:	3372	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Magic Items Found:	2142	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Farms Harvested:	652
Crops Grown:	6145	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	138	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Emeralds Found:	7602	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ores Mined:	1598

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	242
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	8045
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mines Excavated:	3627
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	171	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Emeralds Found:	8540

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.