DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	2488
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	172
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	191
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	6934	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	3456	Animals Bred:	50
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3427	Buildings Constructed:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	178	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.