DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7398	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crops Grown:	5788	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7151
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Farms Harvested:	338	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	2394
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1913	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	154134
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Void Armor Forged:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	1747	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	957
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	518614	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.