DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	320266

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	3067	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Void Gems Collected:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3658

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.