DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Towns Built:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Void Armor Forged:	23
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crops Grown:	9869
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Towns Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	585218	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Emeralds Found:	9536	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crops Grown:	9380
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Animals Bred:	192	Runes Activated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.