DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mines Excavated:	2436
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Towns Built:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Divine Spears Created:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Enchantments Applied:	72
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mines Excavated:	3933	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Items Found:	8230
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	88	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!