DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	2972	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Void Gems Collected:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	6386
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	8266
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mines Excavated:	3209	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	208	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9491
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”