DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	134590

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	217
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Zombie Dances:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.