DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6210	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	3434
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	167	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Animals Bred:	153
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8623
Alien Abductions:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Towns Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3938

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	257	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!