DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ores Mined:	3591
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	5334
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1066
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ores Mined:	7336

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	434096
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	4342	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1387
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Animals Bred:	41

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.