DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6283	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	197
Magic Items Found:	3541	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	New Chunks Explored:	27578
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3365	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Crops Grown:	4620	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.