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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3286 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Votes: | 8203 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?