DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Animals Bred:	180

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1937	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mines Excavated:	1450	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Potions Brewed:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2271	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	93	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8023
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	6812
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	7383
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Emeralds Found:	9101
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ores Mined:	2884
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9055
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	69
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	90	Mines Excavated:	1207

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.