DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

aita, bathroom, Business, DrunkCraft, escort, husband, inebriated girl, kids party room, LAUGHING, loud, minding your own business, Nice, nosy, Obnoxious, Offering, playing pool, service, Sober, walk

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	9799
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	3195	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4275
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Crops Grown:	2752

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	9060
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1250	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Buildings Constructed:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.