DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
🍰👰♀️Imagine this: You’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wedding procession marches through your land! Yes, that’s right, we host surprise weddings on our server! Who knows, you might even catch the bouquet and find your in-game soulmate!👰♀️🍰
🎂🥳And speaking of birthdays, we throw the most epic birthday bashes in all of Minecraft! Picture this: a giant cake made of diamonds, a fireworks display that lights up the night sky, and a special appearance by Notch himself! Don’t miss out on the celebration of a lifetime!🥳🎂
🎊💍But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with rare loot and enchanted items. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in the land? Join now and start your quest for glory!💍🎊
🎮So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unforgettable adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the fun – your epic journey starts now!🎮
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.
Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 7044 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 66871 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
