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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1295 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?
So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!
