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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3989 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?
So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!
