Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Alien Abductions: 2 Mines Excavated: 3239

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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