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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6983 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Farms Harvested: | 127 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
