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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5051 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.