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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6228 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
