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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5878 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 67 |
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