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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6821 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 1066 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7822 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!