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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6719 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Votes: | 9756 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
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