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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1941 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!