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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5041 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 182 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 9065 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 67 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?