𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 440796 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 218 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!
2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?
3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.
4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.
So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 164 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
