𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.
Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.
But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.
Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 163 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.
Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?
If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3942 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.
Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6262 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.
So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3684 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!
So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
