Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Towns Built: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY