Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Endless Night Skies: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Star Shards Collected: 276 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY