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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1343 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Looking for a place to escape the impending population crisis in Australia? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and help repopulate the virtual world with your pixelated offspring because let’s face it, who needs real children when you can have Minecraft babies?
Our server is the perfect place to forget about adulting and focus on building your dream virtual home without worrying about real-life expenses. Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you choose to live in a secluded mountain cave, but hey, we don’t judge!
So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where housing is affordable, basic essentials are plentiful, and the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-world problems!
