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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 640 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Looking for a place to escape the impending population crisis in Australia? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and help repopulate the virtual world with your pixelated offspring because let’s face it, who needs real children when you can have Minecraft babies?
Our server is the perfect place to forget about adulting and focus on building your dream virtual home without worrying about real-life expenses. Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you choose to live in a secluded mountain cave, but hey, we don’t judge!
So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where housing is affordable, basic essentials are plentiful, and the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-world problems!
