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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8366 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Votes: | 2050 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.
as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.
so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!