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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9007 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1316 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.
as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.
so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!