Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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