Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Alien Abductions: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Wilderness Tamed: 20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 New Chunks Explored: 901733
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Dandan’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Dandan’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have special powers, but we do have mechas! That’s right, giant robots roaming around the server causing chaos and destruction (in a fun way, of course).

    But that’s not all – our server has a rich history of saving Earth not once, but twice! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our players are so skilled and strategic that they were able to defeat alien invasions and natural disasters with ease. We’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft.

    And let’s not forget about KINGta, the legendary player who single-handedly took down a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword. He may not be the hero we wanted, but he’s definitely the hero we needed.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you pilot mechas, save the world, and witness epic battles like KINGta vs. the creepers? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this entitled houseguest from hell.

    Picture this: you log in to the server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world filled with chaos and craziness. Just like the unexpected arrival of a friend and her baby who turn your peaceful apartment into a war zone. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and set boundaries like a pro, or will you end up being labeled as the villain by random strangers?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of dealing with entitled guests who think they own the place, just like this friend who demanded the main apartment and refused to follow the rules. Can you handle the pressure and stand your ground, or will you crack under the pressure and give in to their outrageous demands?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RentFreeFamDrama

    RentFreeFamDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for the craziest virtual escapade you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible roommates in real life? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual apartment and never have to worry about moochers or unwanted guests moving in without your permission! Plus, you can charge them rent in diamonds – because why not?

    Experience the thrill of standing up to your virtual family members who think they can take advantage of you! Set boundaries, demand payment for rent, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. And if they try to bring their boyfriends or girlfriends into your virtual space without permission, you can kick them out without any real-life consequences!

    Join our server now and unleash your inner landlord as you navigate through crazy family dynamics, financial disputes, and drama-filled roommate situations – all in the safe and hilarious world of Minecraft! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3781 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Star Shards Collected: 158
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Emeralds Found: 2933
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoobieReborn – Minecraft SMP

    NoobieReborn – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of mining your first diamond all over again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items – shh, don’t tell anyone! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you join our wacky world of blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive the thrill of discovering new things in Minecraft all over again!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCarnaval

    CraftyCarnaval
    Forget about samba and soccer, because on our Minecraft server, Brazil is all about building epic structures and surviving in the wild jungle! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can ride giant parrots, battle mobs with bananas, and even discover hidden treasure buried by ancient Mayans (or maybe just a sneaky player). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride through the rainforest – just watch out for those pesky creepers disguised as capybaras! Join us now and experience the true spirit of Brazil in a whole new way!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Farms Harvested: 406
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyComrades – Su-34 vs F-16 Battle

    CraftyComrades – Su-34 vs F-16 Battle
    so, like, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server cuz, like, we got this epic story where a russian su-34 supersonic fighter-bomber got shot down by an f-16 but then they both landed in our minecraft world and now they’re havin a battle royale with creepers and endermen and stuff. it’s like, totally wild, dude. join now and be part of the action, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, we got like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff. so come on, what are u waitin for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Elastic Pixel Fun Land

    Elastic Pixel Fun Land
    OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A STRETCHY DISPLAY THAT CAN EXPAND LIKE A FREAKIN’ RUBBER BAND, BRO. U CAN SEE DA MINECRAFT WORLD IN ALL ITS GLORY WITHOUT ANY DISTORTION, EVEN WHEN U STRETCH IT OUT LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM. U CAN FLEX IT LIKE 5,000 TIMES AND IT STILL LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. IT’S LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE ON A TRAMPOLINE, BUT BETTER. COME JOIN US AND SEE DA BLOCKS BOUNCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Animals Bred: 54 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nightfall Assault

    Nightfall Assault

    Minecraft survival server supports Java + Bedrock Survival gameplay combines war between countries and territories

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6501 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FREETATO without donation! Java/Bedrock @freetato_play Minecraft server

    FREETATO without donation! Java/Bedrock @freetato_play Minecraft server

    Welcome to the FREETATO server – a unique gaming space created by the @FREETATOIT team for all Minecraft lovers! Our goal is to provide players with the opportunity to enjoy classic gameplay without annoying restrictions and additional costs.

    Main features:

    Without donation: We believe that every player should have equal chances and opportunities. That’s why we don’t have a donation system – everything you need to play is available to everyone at no additional cost.

    No wipes: Forget about losing your buildings! There are no wipes on our server, so you can build, develop and leave your mark on the gaming world for many years to come.

    Privatization: The territory protection system (private) allows you to keep your buildings and resources safe from other players. Protect your possessions and play in comfort!

    Registration: Required registration keeps your accounts secure and saves your progress. We care about the safety of every player!

    Play with friends!

    FREETATO is a place where you can have fun with friends, build unique structures and explore the endless expanses of Minecraft. We create a friendly and supportive community where everyone can find new friends and like-minded people.

    Join FREETATO and discover a world where creativity and friendship go hand in hand!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Foggy Willows Vanilla – Where the only thing artificial is the vanilla flavoring!

    Foggy Willows Vanilla – Where the only thing artificial is the vanilla flavoring!

    About Foggy Willows Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Server Type True vanilla experience with no datapacks or plugins
    Server Stability Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
    Hosting Self-hosted on a purpose-built machine
    Donations No donations required
    World Border No world border
    Gameplay Features No tp/sethome, hard mode gameplay
    Community Discord server available for communication
    Platform Java

    FAQs

    1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server runs on the latest stable vanilla jar.

    2. Are there any plugins or datapacks on the server?

    No, Foggy Willows is a true vanilla experience with no plugins or datapacks.

    3. Is the server on hard mode?

    Yes, the server is set to hard mode for a challenging gameplay experience.

    4. Can players donate to the server?

    No donations are required on Foggy Willows server.

    5. Is there a world border on the server?

    No, there is no world border on the server, allowing for expansive exploration.

    6. Are there any teleportation commands like /tp or /sethome available?

    No, players are expected to navigate and travel in the game world manually.

    7. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address: foggywillows.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kakegurui Minecraft Server

    Kakegurui Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Kakegurui, where every block you mine could be a gamble for your life! Season 1 will have you on the edge of your seat as you try to outwit your opponents in high-stakes games of chance. Season 2 will take it up a notch with even crazier challenges and even bigger risks. And just wait until you see what we have in store for season 3… Kakegurui XXX! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the ultimate thrill ride!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Ores Mined: 9835
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP

    Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

    Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Ores Mined: 5109
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward situations with former college friends who may or may not have crossed boundaries in the past.

    Imagine the excitement of building your virtual house next to your friend’s, but with separate entrances so you only see each other on the driveway. Will there be cuddling and attempted moves? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a wild ride full of social ineptitude and awkward encounters.

    Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to learn from your mistakes and grow as a player. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into your abusive ex at the virtual grocery store. But don’t worry, they won’t harm you anymore – unless you accidentally build your house too close to theirs.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of uncomfortable situations and questionable boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • FriendshipFiascoCraft

    FriendshipFiascoCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust is key and friendships are tested in the most hilarious ways! Join us for a savings scheme like no other, where your hard-earned diamonds are at stake!

    Imagine a world where your in-game currency is deposited into a virtual bank, only to be used for emergencies by your so-called “friends.” Will you be the next victim of a shady banker like Jessica, who promises to repay you but conveniently forgets?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being removed from the group chat and accused of humiliating your friends publicly, all because you dared to ask for your rightful payout. Will you stand your ground and pursue legal action, or will you let bygones be bygones?

    Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of group savings schemes in Minecraft. Who knew virtual currency could cause this much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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