Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

    Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BedroomBanishmentCraft

    BedroomBanishmentCraft
    Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

    Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

    Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

    GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyRedditFAQs

    CraftyRedditFAQs
    Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

    RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival
    lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

    we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Ribbed Dome Craft

    Ribbed Dome Craft
    so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

    u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

    come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time Minecraft Server

    Server Type Vanilla
    Version Java 1.21
    Duration 4 months

    Overview:

    Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

    Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

    Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
    Is the server purely vanilla? Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
    Are there any plans for world resets? No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
    How often are events held on the server? Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3354 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 210 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

    L e o n  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

    Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

    SibSplitLifeInsureCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

    Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

    Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

    VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

    CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Butterfly Wings Server

    Butterfly Wings Server
    Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Mall Whore Minecraft Server

    Mall Whore Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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