Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • StepmomSquadCraft

    StepmomSquadCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own family? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkward family game nights and step-sibling drama! Our server is the perfect place to build your own family dynamic, where you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

    Forget about feeling guilty for not being more welcoming to your stepmom and step-siblings – on our server, you can be as welcoming or unwelcoming as you want! Create your own traditions, build your own castle, and never have to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings with a misplaced comment again.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Who needs real family when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • UkrainianTankBusters

    UkrainianTankBusters
    lol this server is so lit, even Ukraine’s night drones are bombing moving Russian tanks now! join us and experience the ultimate chaos and destruction in Minecraft! our players are so skilled, they can take down tanks with just a pickaxe and some TNT. who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world. trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Halo Public

    Halo Public

    Halo is a high-quality Minecraft Survival SMP featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

    JAVA IP: halosmp.my-mc.xyz

    1.20 -> Latest supported!

    » Halo Plugin! » Survival SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Zombie Dances: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!

    HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!
    Overview
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a server trailer available? Server Trailer
    Is there a Discord server for HexArchon? Discord Server
    Where can I find more information about the server? Wiki
    What are the different gameplay mechanics available on HexArchon? Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
    What are the server’s technical specifications? CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X, RAM: 64GB, Storage: 2TB NVME SSD, Hosted on US East Coast
    Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition? Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but it comes with technical limitations.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server

    Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t create realistic modern Americans? Look no further, because on our server, you can create the most lifelike American characters from both continents!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build skyscrapers, drive fancy cars, and even attend virtual American football games. But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llama-riding cowboys who are on a mission to save the world from evil zombie invaders.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of modern Americans in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 207 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Is SMP still Minecraft popular?

    Is SMP still Minecraft popular?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have our very own IRC server! That’s right, you can chat with your fellow players in real-time while you’re mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Who needs Discord when you have old-school IRC?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SpecialNeedsMC Server

    SpecialNeedsMC Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life awkward encounters and dive into a world of blocky fun!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepy mobs – all without the fear of being asked for a kiss by a special needs classmate!

    Our server is a safe space where you can avoid uncomfortable situations and focus on crafting epic creations. Plus, if you ever feel overwhelmed, just log off and take a breather – no need to hide in the bathroom at a school dance!

    So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and absolutely no unwanted advances. Let’s block and roll!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Farms Harvested: 874
    Star Shards Collected: 289 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

    CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CelebCraftStoryTime

    CelebCraftStoryTime
    Imagine having Danny DeVito narrate the epic tale of your Minecraft adventures on our server! Picture him describing your daring battles with creepers, your epic builds, and your hilarious mishaps in his signature raspy voice. Join our server for a chance to have your Minecraft journey narrated by the one and only Danny DeVito! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss out on!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Towns Built: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6574
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MysticBlocks

    MysticBlocks

    MysticBlocks is a community-focused PvE Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and thrive in a friendly, cooperative environment. Our server fosters teamwork, creativity, and adventure, with a welcoming atmosphere for players of all skill levels. With custom events, land protection, and a dedicated staff team, MysticBlocks offers a safe and fun experience for everyone. Whether you’re mining for resources, building your dream base, or making new friends, you’ll find your place in the ever-growing world of MysticBlocks! Join us today and become part of our amazing community!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • 2TMC: Where 21+ adults play like Hermitcraft but with more Java, datapacks, and less vanilla!

    2TMC: Where 21+ adults play like Hermitcraft but with more Java, datapacks, and less vanilla!

    2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

    Data Packs

    Data Pack
    anti enderman grief

    Fabric Mods

    Fabric Mod
    armor poser

    Required Fabric Mods

    Fabric Mod
    armor poser

    Server Rules

    1. Be Respectful

    Joining the Server

    If you are interested in joining please fill out this application

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7869
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Emeralds Found: 8741 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server

    Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil forces of right-wing politics? Join our Minecraft server where we fight back by building giant statues of socialist leaders and throwing virtual Molotov cocktails at oppressive structures! Our community of players is made up of strong, independent white working class folks who refuse to be pushed around by the establishment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where we plot the overthrow of the capitalist regime. So come join us and help us stick it to the man in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

    Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 216 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PixelPanic: Human Horrors

    PixelPanic: Human Horrors
    Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Mysticfox.de

    Mysticfox.de

    Server Features: CityBuild: Build your own city and become the architect of your world. Survival Lands Claiming: Protect your land and experience survival on a whole new level. Murder Mystery: Solve thrilling mysteries and catch the murderer! TNTRun: Show off your skills in explosive parkour challenges. EliteMobs: Many Quests! SkyBlock: Master life on a floating island.

    Special Systems: – New Fishing System: Fish in innovative ways and enjoy a whole new fishing experience. – Farming System: Develop your own farm with fresh mechanics. – Minions: Let your helpers work for you while you focus on adventures. – New Menu Textures: Enjoy stylish and easy-to-navigate menus.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3830 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dimension Hops: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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