Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Farms Harvested: 971
Secret Passages Found: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 3224

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LebCraft: War of the Blocks

    LebCraft: War of the Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Zombie Dances: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

    Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

    SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

    EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun
    join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Mostly-Vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Community Focus Building, Shops, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
    Is the server Discord available? Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 488 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server

    Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of being a wallet-stealing Indonesian in Jakarta! Join us as we explore the depths of this pile of wallets, searching for foreign tourist treasures and causing chaos in the streets.

    But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2097 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Favorite Vtuber Music Minecraft SMP

    Favorite Vtuber Music Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!

    We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • NoPupPartyAllowed

    NoPupPartyAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pets in our lives? Look no further! Our server welcomes all furry friends, whether they be dogs, cats, or even parrots! We believe that pets bring joy and companionship to our virtual world, so feel free to bring your loyal companions along for the adventure.

    Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!

    Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 97 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SensationalVibesMC SMP

    SensationalVibesMC SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9800
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ores Mined: 8698
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineCraftyGamer123

    MineCraftyGamer123
    Do you love Minecraft? Of course you do, because it’s the best game ever created since sliced bread! And if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone, then you’ve come to the right place!

    Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

    Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!

    TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!
    So, like, u know how Taiwan be like “oh snap, there’s a Chinese carrier out there”? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we be prepared for battle too! Join us and show off your mad PvP skills as we take on the Chinese carrier in epic battles on the high seas! Will you be the hero that saves Taiwan from invasion? Or will you be the villain who helps China take over the world? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be lit AF! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyOligarchNet

    CraftyOligarchNet
    so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

    join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

    plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

    so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Emeralds Found: 1672
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Gut Microbiome Madness

    Gut Microbiome Madness
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.

    That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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