Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 18 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 256 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Emeralds Found: 6516 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Crops Grown: 6556
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Zombie Dances: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Towns Built: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LebCraft: War of the Blocks

    LebCraft: War of the Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

    Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

    SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

    EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun
    join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Mostly-Vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Community Focus Building, Shops, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
    Is the server Discord available? Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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